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[b:e4d9d65f5a]You Have New Mail[/b:e4d9d65f5a]

By: unknown
Original: ´A Whole New World´ (Aladdin)

Elm: I can show you your mail;
take you letter by letter.
Tell me user when did you
last let the filter decide.

I can open your files;
look at all of those headers!
Forward or backward I can sort by
date or name or time.

Chorus: You have new mail!
A brand new message here for you!
No one to tell us ´no!
Disk overflow!´ or say
´You´re over quota!´

User: I have new mail!
From unseen sites I never knew!
But with my viewer here
It´s crystal clear
That I can read all my new mail with you!

Elm: Unbelievable size!
Indescribable format!
Flames and postings come mingled
From an endless usenet site!

User: I have new mail!

Elm: (Don´t you dare close that file)

User: A hundred thousand things to read

Elm: (Set biff to y -- it get´s better)

User: I´ve got to save it all,
We´ll have a ball!
Just put it in this subdirectory.

Both: I/You have new mail!
And brand new networks to peruse
I´ll log in anywhere
There&39;s time to spare
Oh let me read all this new mail with you!

Elm: You have new mail!

User: Come on let´s read!

Both: A thousand sites!
For you and me....